The Poker Donk UK

Cash Game Poker

So after getting put out with that idiot hitting his queen, I thought I would go and play some cash tables at Raider. So put in $500, should be up to $5000 in about 20 minutes.

So I’m playing $5/$10 pot limit and I post my blind and down comes J-4 off and knowing I already have money in the pot and first to act I bet pot and the idiots all fold. This game is easy.

Next hand I’m big blind, and look down to see A-6 off what a great hand so it folded to small blind and he raises to $30 and I then make it $85 and he fold’s. He must know I’m the greatest poker player on this planet.

Small blind and some idiot raises in early position, I geuss he’s bluffing but I’ll fold I had pocket 9s off, but sometimes it’s good to let your oppenents know you can fold big hands. Still up $40.

Two hand later, I was under the gun, and had J-J this time I thought I would raise so I raise to $35 and small blind Re-Raises me to $80, what an idiot doesn’t he know I’ve got Jacks and there even offsuit, so I Re-Raise again to $190 and the idiot raises again he probably has K-7 or some rubbish like that so I go allin and the f@?#£r calls. I throw over my Jacks and the idiot, donkey, bingo playing “Richard” shows Aces I loss over $500 in one hand to that idiot.

So I have to go back to daddy and get some more money, that was all my bankroll.
So I learned from this, see all the best poker players are constantly learning, probably not Doyle he’s to old to learn, but the rest of us are. And I’ll never play off suit Jacks at a cash table again! lesson learned.