The Poker Donk UK

So I’ve deposited in Raider Poker. Only deposited a little. $500 (about 0.0000001% of my bankroll) just to try it out.
Lets see if I can turn it into $10 million. Should be easy!

So the first tournament I played is just $3 tournament. I should play for more as I’m great, but who cares.
And those idiots at Raider Poker made it a guaranteed $150 prize fund even though theres only 30 donks in it. Idoits!

So after getting put out with that idiot hitting his queen, I thought I would go and play some cash tables at Raider. So put in $500, should be up to $5000 in about 20 minutes.

So I’m playing $5/$10 pot limit and I post my blind and down comes J-4 off and knowing I already have money in the pot and first to act I bet pot and the idiots all fold. This game is easy.